Deer John
(This is the start of another blog a day writing month. This time I hope to get further by actually doing a blog a day! Last month, I joined but because of other things, couldn't actually participate. This month I am ready to take the challenge. Here goes...)
Dear Deer "John",
For years now, you've been coming into the yard. You've dined on the apples from the crab apple trees. You've tasted the fruit from the pear trees. You've eaten at the salad bar, added a meal of carrots and even taken some newly emerged corn sprouts. You've taken more than your fair share of food from other people's gardens. Well, no more!
I hope this letter gets to you in time. I will be adding up a fence to keep you out. Hopefully, the dog we have will scare you off the land and keep you from stalking our gardens. I understand that you need to feed you and your family. Please understand. This food also feeds my family. Take your garden meanderings to another field or place where you may browse freely. I am done.
Sincerly,
KM, the frugal gardener.
